So first I should say that I have been asleep more than I have been awake today, but still. I woke up to an alarm, first time in awhile. I woke from a dream that was so riviting that I started writing down remembered details shortly after waking. Normally I don't rememeber even dreaming, let alone enough detail to make anything of it. I think it would make a cool screenplay.
Today's big happening was testing for a new job. Just before leaving, I was sitting here at this desk, on this computer, and in this browser about ready to finish up and take off...suddenly the sky went dark. Think huge mothership hovering over your town via ID4 kinda dark...at almost 1pm. I flipped on the lights, laughed at the omen, and left.
I took all the tests and will know in 7-10 days if I have a job...which is sadly about 7-10 days after we are in the poor house. Anyways, the last several pages of the test (yes, several) was rewording of about 6 questions asking if I have stolen anything in the last 3 years. This is totally normal, and not funny in itself, but guess what the first song I heard in my car after leaving: 'Been Caught Stealing' by Jane's Addiction. I just sat there and laughed.
Once I was back home, I fell asleep...for awhile. Then started checking my feeds. I pulled this jewel from the list to give to you: Kung-fu grip Jesus.
"The company targets parents who would rather their children play with the faith-based toys rather toys rather than other super hero action figures, the report said."
I just...I just can't imagine how this is a good thing. There are two people who are going to buy this: people who carry leather Bibles around and wear WWJD bracelet fad followers, and smart asses. The fad followers are just a joke and the smart asses are probably already measuring the wood to make a cross. Anyone who actually has faith is probably screaming about this right now, and rightly so.
That being said, I totally want one. He will go with my Dante, Firiona Vie, Cable, and sketch man figures over my desk...sans the cross.
